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13 August 2010

Face Analysis of SHINee

是某位玄学专业的韩饭学生拿着闪闪的照片,去咨询他们教授后,得出的结果
It's done by a Korean Student in the Methaphysics section, where she took SHINee's picture to ask their professor and got this result.
好多韩站都有转载,出处已经不明了 = =
It's reposted by a lot of Korean sites, and the original article is now unknown.
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从面相来判断的SHINee的精力顺序:钟铉>珍基>泰民>珉豪
Face Analysis procedure : Jonghyun > Onew (Jin Ki) > Taemin > Minho

(Key's analysis is below, under Kibum)

(钟铉)
(Jonghyun)
钟铉与SJ的东海一并可称为是偶像中精力最TOP的人。不知道能不能说这种话,就是很容易站起来,持久性也很好。
Jonghyun and SUJU's Donghae can be said to be one of the TOP among idols in terms of energy. I don't know if i should say this but it means that, it's easy to stand up and lasts very long.
从脸上能看出一些性欲,面相属于开放的类型,发生关系时能持续很长时间。
There's some sexual desire that can be seen from his face, and he's the type to be open and when in a relationship, he's the type to last very long.

(珍基)
(JinKi)
看到珍基的面相后,立即说他不用看都知道,那里很大,而且也会很持久。性格虽然温顺,但是充满性欲时不知道会变成什么样。
After seeing Onew's face, there's no need to say, his "there" is very big, and it'll also last very long (energy). Even though his character is very warm, but once he's filled with sexual desire, there's no idea how he'll be like.

(泰民)
(Taemin)
泰民不属于大,或者持久性的那种。
Taemin's not the big kind nor is he the kind that lasts long.
但是脸上充满性欲,和珍基一样,属于如果充满性欲就不知道会变成什么样子的类型。
But like Onew, his face is filled with sexual desire. Once he's filled with sexual desire, there's no saying what he'll become.

(珉豪)
(Minho)
说珉豪脸上没什么性欲,教授问“他是不是很喜欢运动?”,我说是
There's no sexual desire on his face. The professor asked, "Does he like sports?"
教授说“把本来就没多少的欲求都用在运动上了,都对不起他那块头”
Initially, he's already lacking in desire, and he spent it all on sports. And is sorry for his "that part".

(重要的是基范)
(Most importantly, it's Kibum's analysis.)
盯着基范的照片看了老半天,说
After staring at Kibum's picture for almost half the day, he said
他就不该是个男孩。
He shouldn't be a male.
根据大小来看,应该紧随珍基之后有着不错的精力
According to the size, He should be right after Onew in terms of energy level.
教授问:“他喜欢粉色吗?”
The professor asked: "Does he like pink?"
想了半天什么意思,回答是
After thinking for almost half the day as to what he meant, I answered yes.
教授笑笑说:“真是个举止和面相一致的家伙啊”
The professor said while smiling: "He's really the kind of guy where his actions and face is in sync."
然后说基范属女王型。性方面也好,性格、吃、睡都是。
Then he said that Kibum's the Queen-type. Good in sex, character, eating and sleeping.

详细请参照后面的【八字篇】
Please refer to the below notes on their horoscope (8 characters)

我手里基范的照片多是茱莉叶和RDD时期的照片
In my hand, i held Kibum's photos, where most of them are of during Juliette and RDD promotions period.
所以特意找了几张素颜的照片去给教授看
I purposely found a few pictures of him without make up for the professor to see.
可是教授还是说女王型
But the Professor still said that he's the Queen-type.
说他能骑在人家头上玩儿
Said that he's someone who can ride on someone's head; playing. (Can easily control someone and make fun of them?)

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【八字:钟key、温key、泰key、珉key – 钟key综合来看在SHINee中最高! 尤其是性格八字上占TOP】
Horoscope compatibility: JongKey, OnKey, TaeKey, MinKey - JongKey's Compatibility in SHINee is the highest! Especially when it comes to character compatibility, they're the Top.

(称谓是按照韩饭称呼CP的方式翻译的)
(The title is translated according to the Korean article's style. (On the CP) )
(钟key)
(JongKey)
钟key排第一的理由是,从性格八字上来看,就与其他人不一样。
The reason why JongKey's in the number one is because, according to their character horoscope, they're different from the rest.
这么说虽然有点不合适,但是如果基范是个女生,和钟铉在一起的话真的最高。
It might be a little wrong to say this but, if Key's a female, the chances of Key being with Jonghyun is very high.
钟key是最高CP的理由说是从性格八字上就和其他孩子不一样。
JongKey is the couple with the highest CP because of their character, which is different from the other kids.
钟铉的眼睛和基范的眼睛从面相上来看是很合适的CP,虽然我没太懂什么意思。
Jonghyun's eye and Key's eye, in terms of face analysis, looks to be very compatible, even though i don't really understand what he meant.
说事实上基范得和个子高的人在一起才会身体健康
Truthfully speaking, Key should be with someone taller, so that his body will be healthy.
但是钟铉的身高能被钟铉的精力所cover掉
However, Jonghyun's height is covered by his energy.
也就是说钟铉的精力强势到有很多富余
That means that Jonghyun's energy level is so strong that there's a lot of surplus.
如果说基范有财运的话,钟铉有的则是事业运
If it's said that Key has a lot of fortune luck, then Jonghyun has business luck.
做事业也没问题,但是说钟铉你不能炒股票,要切记啊
There's no problems if he does business, however Jonghyun needs to bear in mind that he can't play stocks.
总之,如果钟铉和基范结婚或是同居的话
Anyway, if Jonghyun and Key marries or lives together
钟铉要负责主外工作,基范要主内守家
Jonghyun will be the breadwinner while Key will be the housewife.
说如果基范是溪涧的话,钟铉就是溪涧里生活的什么生命体..
If Key's the stream, then Jonghyun's the.. living thing that's living inside the stream...
反正是活在水里的
Just something that lives in the water
也就是说不是钟铉载着基范,而是基范载着钟铉的概念
Which says that it's not Jonghyun who controls Key but it's Key that controls Jonghyun.
把这个概念解开来解释就是,虽然基范年龄比钟铉小,但是想法却比钟铉要深远
To explain this, it means that, even though Key's younger than Jonghyun, but his ideas is deeper than Jonghyun's.

(温key)
(OnKey)
如果说钟key综合来看最高的话,温key则是结婚的最佳选择。婚姻八字金钟铉不如李珍基。
If it's said that JongKey's compatibility is the highest, then OnKey's the best marriage choice. In marriage compatibility, JongKey lost to OnKey.
李珍基眼光很高,权势运佳,对于选择配偶方面有些苛刻,也就是说李珍基的配偶将会是非常出色的人。
Onew has very high perceptions of his female partner, has great power fortune, and is very strict when it comes to looking for his partner, which means to say that Onew's partner will be someone who's very outstanding.
基范如果是溪涧,珍基则是溪涧里的岩石。
If Key's the stream, then Onew's the rock in the stream.
溪涧不停拍打着岩石,时间久了会使形状发生改变
The stream will hit on the rock non stop, and after prolonged periods of time, the shape will start to change.
在不发生天灾地变的情况下,岩石不会轻易离开溪涧,所以温key是能够一起生活很长久的CP。
If there's no earth shaking problems, the rock will not easily leave the stream, so OnKey is a CP that will last very long together.
上面说的拍打岩石发生变化的意思不是说石头会被削掉,而是说会变得更加坚固
Above, where it's said that the stream will hit on the rock non stop, it isn't to say that the rock will be roded but it says that it'll become stronger.
珍基又权势运,基范又财运,两个人要是决心赚钱,会成为新兴财阀
Onew's power fortune is high, Key's money fortune is high, and if both of them is intent on making money, they'll be New Zaibatsu (Ambitious Rich Men)
珍基若投身政界,在珉豪充当秘书之职的前提下,基范若决心给珍基当内助,珍基则有能成总统之势。
If Onew dedicates his life to politics, and if Minho becomes Onew's secretary, and if Key's dedicated in being a good wife, Onew will then have a good chance to become a Potential President.
就是说珍基有相当大的权势运,虽然有些偏题,但是说他当歌手很可惜,本是个该在更大的地方一展身手的人物。
Which means to say that Onew has quite a huge Power Fortune, even though it's a little out of topic, but it says that it's a huge pity that Onew's a singer, as he's someone that can do well in a much bigger place.
都说珍基看起来像兔子似的温温顺顺,那话是对的。
The saying where Onew's warm and smooth like a rabbit is correct.
虽然在床上和社会上并非如此,但是在恋爱和婚姻上非常温顺
Even though it's different when it comes to bed and society, however, in love and marriage, it'll be very smooth and warm.
若假设基范是女子,温key婚后所生之子将来也必有所成就
If Key's a female, OnKey after marriage, their children will have a great future.

(泰key)
(TaeKey)
若说铉key是综合,温key是婚姻的话,泰key则是恋爱。
If JongKey's Compatibility, OnKey's Marriage, then TaeKey's romance.
泰民外柔内刚,基范则是从里到外都充当着女性角色。
Taemin's weak on the outside but strong on the inside, while Key's a female in and out.
两人如果恋爱的话,周围都会充满粉色元素,但是不是婚姻相。
If both of them dates, their surrounding will be filled with pink elements, but it's not marriage.
泰key中基范若是巧克力的话,泰民相当于是糖果
If Key's chocolate, then Taemin's sweet.
所以两人若是恋爱的话,会非常甜蜜,虽不是如火般的爱情,但是却会非常甜蜜,持久很久
If both of them dates, it'll be very sweet, however it won't be a romance like fire, it'll just be very sweet and long lasting.
但是巧克力和糖果一旦吃久了就会让人产生厌倦感,所以无婚姻缘
However, if chocolate and sweet is eaten for long period of time, it'll cause weariness of each other, thus they have no Marriage luck.
两者都很甜,所以即使不是恋人,作为朋友也是个很不错的选择
Both of them are very sweet, so even if they aren't lovers, they can also be friends.
他们属于那种爱情长跑结束后,不会再见面的类型
They're both the kinds that after a long relationship,they'll never see each other again after they break off.
之前说过泰民脸上充满雄心,通常雄心大的人野心和食欲也很高,所以通常形容这种人像火
If it's said that Taemin's filled with ambition, usually someone who's filled with ambition would be very ambitious and has huge desire for food, which implies that he's someone that's represented by fire.
泰民虽然脸上充满性欲,但是根据他的面相,他对雄心和爱情的迷恋及野心不是很大,所以分手时会很酷
Even though Taemin's face is filled with sexual desire, but according to his face analysis, his attitude towards ambition and love's obsession isn't that great, so during breakups he'll be very cool.
基范在下面还会提到,总之基范也是那种对于分手持很酷态度的人
Key will be mentioned below, but it's said that Key's also the type to be very cool during break ups.
即,泰key若恋爱会很甜蜜很温暖,但是分手时都会很酷很冷静
Finally, TaeKey's relationship will be very sweet and warm, but when they break up, it'll be very cool and calm.
(珉key)
(MinKey)
只说过珉豪精力不好,没说过珉豪无情。
Even though it's said that Minho's energy isn't that great, but it's not saying that Minho's heartless.
说古代盛宗在人前推出王妃,而在背后有一位非常宠爱的妾氏,独宠其一人
Ancient days, formally introducing the queen in front of the crowd but at the back, there's a concubine which he dotes on a lot and only on her and doesn't share.
说珉豪就是那种类型,虽然精力有些不济,但是在SHINee中却是最浪漫最感性的男人
Minho's this kind of person, even though his energy level isn't high, he's the most romantic and emotional man in SHINee.
基范若是溪涧,珉豪则是杨柳
If Key's the stream, then Minho's the willow tree.
对于珉豪,基范比起溪涧,更像是江水或湖水
For Minho, instead of Key being the stream, he's more like the pond or the river.
湖水旁若有柳树,风景想当然很美,珉key就是那种存在
Beside the river, there's a willow tree, the scenery is that beautiful, MinKey is this kind of existence.
从面相来看,两者的外貌在上述CP中属最佳,就是放在那都是一幅美景
According to their face analysis, both of their looks in the CP is the best, it's like when placed anywhere, it'll be like a beautiful scenery.
简言之,从面相上来看,基范要与个子高的人在一起,才会健康、安全。
To summarize it, according to their face, Key needs to be with someone who's tall to be healthy and safe.
珉key和泰key不同的是,两人如果分手了再见面,珉豪则会牢牢抓住不放手
MinKey and TaeKey is different in a way, that even after they break up, they'll still meet, and Minho will hold on to Key's hand and never let go.
因为珉豪如杨柳般心软、感性
Because Minho's just like the Willow tree, soft hearted and emotional.
所以珉豪是那种分手后会流泪、会伤心致生病的类型
So Minho's the type that after a break up, he'll cry and be hurt till he falls sick.
说因为珉豪较孤独,所以见到人则会拼死想要与其亲近
Because Minho's pretty lonely, so when he sees someone, he'll want to do his best even until death to be close.
说到这让我不禁想起了珉豪最近与SJ前辈们走得比较亲近的事..
After saying this, it makes me remember that Minho's getting closer to a SUJU sunbae lately.
总之珉key中,比起基范,珉豪属于抓住不放手的类型,是恋爱又分手的CP
Amongst MinKey, compared to Key, Minho's the kind that will never let go, he's the CP that will date and break off.

【教授的观点:钟key>温key>泰key>珉key】
(Professor's opinion: JongKey>OnKey>TaeKey>MinKey)

说道基范,教授曾不只一次说过他属女王型
Talking about Key, the professor has said more than once that he's the Queen-type.
是个能骑在对方头上尽兴的人
He's someone that can control someone else happily
教授说,即使在要杀他的人面前,他也是一个能相出点子爬到对方头上的人
The professor said that, even when faced with someone who wants to kill him, he'll still be able to think of a way to control that person.
若放在朝鲜时代,就是放在王面前,也是个能够博取欢心的狐狸
If he's placed in the North Korea Dynasty, and if placed in front of the King, he'll also be the vixen(fox) that's able to win his love and care. (doting)
搞的有一阵子教授一直叫基范狐狸狐狸
The professor has been calling Key a vixen(fox) for a certain period of time.
所以他更不是男子相
So he's not of a Male type.
另外,说基范即使是一个人,对于未来也能比别人看得远,是和非常善于观察的人,脑子很灵活
And, even if Key's alone (not in a relationship), he'll still be able to see far in terms of his future and he's very perceptive and quick-witted.
脸上充满雄心,本来雄心就大,还有很好的财运
Full of ambition, he's already very ambitious, and yet he has huge fortune.
所以和有事业运的钟铉或者权势运极佳的珍基这类人在一起非常合适
Thus, he's more compatible with the business-fortune Jonghyun or the Power-Fortune Onew.
公私分得非常明确,所以事业上虽然性子很急,但是意外地对于爱情和感情也许会很吝啬
Key draws a very clear line between work and private life, in career, even though he's very impatient, but weirdly in Love and Feelings, he might be a little selfish.
但不管是公是私,事业还是爱情,基范都是女王型
Regardless of work or private, career or love, Key's always a Queen-type.

女王、狐狸这些可以作为基范的代名词
Queen, Vixen(fox) all can be used to refer to Key.


女王、狐狸这些可以作为基范的代名词
Cr. Baidu for Chinese trans.
Eng. Trans by, Alatariel.
Source: sm_shinee

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